Mustang Mach-E: More than a badge job?

Oh wow. I really hope this isn't how a Corvette SUV would look...

I think they should make a 3 row extended version and call it the Grand Mach-E.

I would not be surprised at all if Chevy put the Corvette name on an SUV. They historically haven't had a lot of concern for the provenance of names. They launched their revolutionary new X-body line in 1980 by resurrecting a model name from an Edsel, after all. Edsel II said that he sincerely hoped Chevy would have "the same success with it as we did". Turns out they did very well with it, though, selling millions of Citations despite record recalls(!).
Look at what they did to the Blazer name. Most disgusting. Consider their history with "SS"... It used to mean something, then in the seventies, eighties it meant nothing but a decal code, except for the Monte Carlo. In its latest iteration it actually meant something... it was its own model designation, rather than an apellation on an extant model. It was Chevy's best-kept secret, though, as they never told anyone about it. And "Custom" always meant the precise opposite, as did Deluxe. Remember how respectful they were of the iconic Nomad badge? Yes...on a Vega... and a full-size van. I continue to fear that someday they will stamp "Chevelle SS" on some hybrid shitcan.