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    Wink Bridam, you're a cunt.

    That is all.
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    Lol. call out at its best
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    Do you at least understand the rat hole reference?

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    ˇ !
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    For those who may not know -- awd told several "lowballers" to "go pound sand."

    "Go pound sand" was a shortened form of the mid-west phrase "go pound sand down a rat hole." Anyone with a modicum of intelligence and common sense knew that pounding sand down a rat hole was a waste of time, an idiotic waste of time. The rat would quickly dig his way back out and the filled in hole would reappear.

    I thought he would appreciate the reference that his car would now be stored in that rat hole...
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    The interwebs puts my power level over 9000 too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by awd> View Post
    The interwebs puts my power level over 9000 too.
    You'll be happier if you keep it anyway

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    Lol, wut?

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    Hi

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    Lol. Random and Justin please have at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duran View Post
    Lol. Random and Justin please have at it.
    Headers are for glennsters.
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    Did you add the recaros?

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinschmidt1 View Post
    Headers are for glennsters.
    I did it for the science, youre just cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by random84 View Post
    I did it for the science because I pleasure my self to spreadsheets, youre just saving thousands and thousands and still faster than I will ever be.

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    Fixed.

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    I have been humbled before you yet again, justin. Truly. You have such a prosaic way of using logic and reason to put me in my place. You have won at the strip, you have won the internetz - and more importantly my heart.

    #respect

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    Quote Originally Posted by random84 View Post
    I have been humbled before you yet again, justin. Truly. You have such a prosaic way of using logic and reason to put me in my place. You have won at the strip, you have won the internetz - and more importantly my heart.

    #respect

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    Repeat yourself and I'll be able to say I've have heard that before. Then you'll really feel warm and fuzzy!

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    Little too much love here..kinda creeping me out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttboost View Post
    Little too much love here..kinda creeping me out...
    I've been butt chugging nyquil all day
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    Not really supposed to go there...but hey...you know...whatever...

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    He said WHAT on a public forum?
    I heard "nyquil" was slang for semen?
















    I figure if there was ever a thread for bad jokes and insulting people, this is it!
    Last edited by random84; 01-04-2016 at 02:09 PM.
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    Butt Chugging Cough Syrup: A Disturbing New Trend Among Teens | The Racket Report

    LOL

    The internet has become one big fucking clickbait anymore but I came across this masterpiece on facebook
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    her butthole must taste amazing....
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    that brought tears to my eyes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by justinschmidt1 View Post


    Butt Chugging Cough Syrup: A Disturbing New Trend Among Teens | The Racket Report

    LOL

    The internet has become one big fucking clickbait anymore but I came across this masterpiece on facebook
    So, when two chicks are involved... it becomes kind of... hot.

    "Can I help you with that?"

    I'd be smacking that ass while I poured my special syrup into it all right...
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    Anyone able to comment on the very limited quad-header set-up, my thinking is that if a pair has proven many times on the forum that the gains are 300+RHWP plus 2.5 seconds in the 1320, the quad should triple the gains,,, let me know, thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by justinschmidt1 View Post


    Butt Chugging Cough Syrup: A Disturbing New Trend Among Teens | The Racket Report

    LOL

    The internet has become one big fucking clickbait anymore but I came across this masterpiece on facebook
    So much win here, not being photoshopped adds to the win!!
    '05 C6.R MSM M6 LS3 418ci F1x E85|Tech=Jamie/Race Part Solutions and Josh/Deubel Products| COMPLETE REBUILD UNDER WAY, PERFECTION CANNOT BE RUSHED, OR BUDGETED!!
    ***WARNING, WHEN THE VENDOR TELLS YOU BOLT-ON, ADD ABOUT 10 HOURS OF FABRICATION, RE-ENGINEERING AND BEER TIME!!

    '10 CTS-V BR 6M 4D, NOT STOCK, GOAL=800+RWHP, BUDGET=TBD

    '05 CTS-V, 383ci 510rwhp/560rwtq, 162 in 1-MILE,,, SOLD!!! BADDEST V1 ON PLANET EARTH, 6.5 YEARS OF JOY,,, AND HEADACHES!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinschmidt1 View Post
    Im pretty much a legend
    Wait...you say "pleasure yourself to spreadsheets" like it's a bad thing. You just haven't lived yet man! A good column-gasm or row-blow is da bomb.
    Quote Originally Posted by random84 View Post
    I figure if there was ever a thread for bad jokes and insulting people, this is it!
    There's always the entire rest of the forum...which seems to be pretty good for this purpose as well lol!

    Quote Originally Posted by justinschmidt1 View Post


    Butt Chugging Cough Syrup: A Disturbing New Trend Among Teens | The Racket Report

    LOL

    The internet has become one big fucking clickbait anymore but I came across this masterpiece on facebook
    Quote Originally Posted by FRCFED View Post
    her butthole must taste amazing....
    Never really thought about it, but maybe there's a product idea there...butthole syrup with or without alcohol and other adjuncts/additives. I can easily see this on the shelf down at the local Cindie's Toy Box (pretty whatever the chain in your city is called...)

    Quote Originally Posted by onebadcad View Post
    Anyone able to comment on the very limited quad-header set-up, my thinking is that if a pair has proven many times on the forum that the gains are 300+RHWP plus 2.5 seconds in the 1320, the quad should triple the gains,,, let me know, thanks
    No one cares. Two reasonable attractive girls are squirting stuff in each others buttholes while doing handstands. Any girl that can and will do that is surely willing to entertain my kinkiness!
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    Seems the rectal cough syrup page is the same one with the girl giving out vodka Butt shots who had explosive diarrhea. Fake again...?
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