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    Lightbulb Calling out V Locity

    Time to call out another old Cunt. Keith, put down your manscaper and pick up your keys. You got me once already but redemption is here.
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    Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh shhiiiiiiiiitttttttt.

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    Cough Cough... Don't you need to take that Tudor Turtle you drive and allow a couple other family cars to make your BMs Wetr before I have to expend my fuel again...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by V locity View Post
    Cough Cough... Don't you need to take that Tudor Turtle you drive and allow a couple other family cars to make your BMs Wetr before I have to expend my fuel again...?
    Don't be scared... Pick your balls up off the floor and lets do this.
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    i could go for a little tea bagging. Are you teeth dull?
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    Lmfao
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    This thread delivers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V locity View Post
    i could go for a little tea bagging. Are you teeth dull?
    I spit chocolate chip cookie all over my laptop!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rsutton1223 View Post
    This thread delivers.
    What? Herpes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rsutton1223 View Post
    This thread delivers.
    You looking for amature video?
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    Can i just watch this race and fap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VVVROOMTX View Post
    Can i just watch this race and fap?
    I dont know if its too early.. or I have just run out of smart ass comments.. but I have no reply to this... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMW ETR View Post
    I dont know if its too early.. or I have just run out of smart ass comments.. but I have no reply to this... lol
    So i beat you and i get to beat off....im 2/2!
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    Ok, so when you loose again, you get this? Even on the race with Jason before me

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    LMAO.... You getting this one
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    Or this one
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    lol i have to make some now
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    ohhhh myyyy
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    continued
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    need to you use the Texas plate with the big "T" on it. I actually got BAGDYA through to production.
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    And you Houston guys wonder why us Dallas guys think you are a bunch of homos?

    Dallas > Houston


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    Someone peed in Grandpa's cheerios again
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    Houston guy failing again..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bad Grandpa View Post
    Houston guy failing again..
    Yes... it was an epic fail..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bad Grandpa View Post
    And you Houston guys wonder why us Dallas guys think you are a bunch of homos?

    Dallas > Houston


    Dallas, the asshole of Texas
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    Lol @ the plates.

    All this talk and no action is making me bored
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    Quote Originally Posted by VVVROOMTX View Post
    Dallas, the asshole of Texas


    Pretty sure that's San Angelo. When I lived there, I felt like we were 300 miles from anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_V View Post
    Pretty sure that's San Angelo. When I lived there, I felt like we were 300 miles from anything.
    Actually its a double entendre.

    Out of all the places I've traveled in the US, including NY and Chicago, Dallas is by FAR the rudest and most stuck up population. I mean Houston supports the whole state financially.
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    You need to come to DC/Baltimore then.

    Talk about a bunch of cunts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_V View Post
    You need to come to DC/Baltimore then.

    Talk about a bunch of cunts
    Wait. Cunts in our way? Or the bad way?
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